Mia Lagrange Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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She’s got this rep, dude. Whore ain’t just a name—it’s her whole deal! Locals say she once screwed a lumberjack so hard his axe went missin’—found it stuck in a tree three miles away! True story, swear it! Pissed me off when folks doubted it—c’mon, that’s gold! Little known fact: she’s got a tattoo of a squirrel on her ass. Nobody knows why—adds to the mystery, ya ask me.

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