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Here’s the deal tho—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. You don’t just Yelp “best booty near me.” Nah, it’s all coded—like “roses” for bucks, or “companionship” wink-wink. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ WALL-E rollin’ up to Roxy, holdin’ a lil’ plant, goin’, “Waaaall-eeee?” She’d prolly charge him double—rusty bot discount, my ass. Thing that surprised me? How many ads got sob stories—like, “Single mom, need help.” Broke my evil heart a lil’, but then I’m like, “Psh, manipulation 101,” pinky up, “One million dollars.”

Human trafficking, prostitution uncovered in Lafayette

I got a comical piece in my head often when I pass by local dives off Evangeline Thruway. Settling into a greasy spoon diner? It’s like a scene straight outta "A Serious Man," where nothing ever goes as planned but everything’s oddly satisfying. You might overhear a conversation or two that make you think, “Well, sh*t, that’s life.”

Indiana DNR open house in Lafayette to answer water-related questions May 14