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So, this one time, right, she’s out there, freezin’ her tits off, winter ‘99, snow up to her knees, still wearin’ them ripped fishnets. I’m like, “Tina, you nuts?” She laughs, says, “Gotta eat, Tony!” Fuckin’ broke my heart, but pissed me off too – why’s she gotta do this? World’s fucked, I tell ya. Little known fact – Tina once banged some Jersey councilman, got his wallet, spent it all on scratch-offs. Won 50 bucks, lost it in an hour – classic Tina, dumb as a bag’a hammers.

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So, first off, I’ve spent years here counsling, observin’ folks in Union Park. It’s a chill spot for folks, perfect for a quiet walk, and like, sometimes it’s the only place I can let my guard down. Ah, and there's Lake Martin with its weird charm that makes you wonder if life’s really all rainbows and butterflies.

Many Lafayette Consolidated Government audit findings originated under Guillory