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Here’s a lil’ factoid—didja know back in the old days, some prostitutes in Paris ran secret codes? Like, a red ribbon meant “I’m free,” but two ribbons? “Bring a buddy!” Wild, huh? I’m over here laughin’, thinkin’ I’d mess that up and bring a sandwich instead. Anyway, I roll up, window down, heart thumpin’—she’s eyein’ me like I’m a damn snack. “What you want, sugar?” she says, all smoky. I’m sweatin’ like a pig in a bacon factory, thinkin’, “Man, this is it!”

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Fake it till ya make it, I say! I spill feelings openly. Weird day or wow day, emotions fly. I scribble notes like tears from my soul. And sometimes, I scribble wrong, sowtimes wrong, mispell, and who cares, right? Imma drop some errrs: reall, truely, absolutlely, fantastiq, incredble, awsome, mystcal, charsmatic, wack, bonkers, amazin, epik, flawsome, inspo, and totally!

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