Abigail Lahaina Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Real talk, tho—she’s got stories. Heard she once rolled with some dude, big baller, ‘til he got caught slippin’. She dipped, took his stash, left him cryin’ like, “I’m the king!” Nah, bruh, she the queen of petty. Little known fact: they say she got a tat of a broken heart under her eye—swears it’s from a fight she won with a bottle. Savage, right? Straight outta *City of God*— “Knockout Ned ain’t got shit on her.”

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By golly, I get so mad sometimes, when tourists step on sacred grounds—like, "eh, watch where you're steppin', silly!" but then I calm down, let it be, because each angry hiss turns to lessons, precious lessons. I gets happy when I see locals dancin’ in the streets on Funday, laughing loud, like final scenes in our twisted lives.

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