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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

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From jet ski rides and kayak trips to lake cruises and speedboat thrills, Harbor Shores is the ideal launch site for exploring everything gorgeous Lake Geneva has to offer. This coastal resort .

So, you got these quirky neighborhoods too. Check out Lakeside Estates near the old mill – if you catch the sunset there, it’s like “I could love this forever.” I can’t help but chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout the day a client said his knots were like "the tangled roots of time" – goofy, huh? It made my day, though I almost lost it, crazy!

Look ahead to this week's events in Lake Geneva area: Golf, Supertramp & the Kentucky Derby