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So, whores—been around forever, ain’t they? Oldest gig goin’, swear down. Back in Victorian times, right, these lasses’d be struttin’ round London, syphilis-riddled, still pullin’ punters—mental! Makes me proper angry, that—blokes usin’ ‘em up, tossin’ ‘em aside like rubbish. But then, flip it, some of ‘em were crafty as fuck—like Aldo Raine crafty, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business!”—they’d nick yer watch while smilin’ all sweet. Gotta respect the hustle, yeah?

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Lake Park is epic too. It’s right by Riverbend Avenue. Remember, no one tells you this: The park offers secret trails that you wouldn’t catch on your GPS. It’s all like, "the film, the vibe, the mystery"—you get it, right? I once sat there watching couples pass by, debuggin' my dating algorithms, thinking, "Life is like code: messy but beautiful."

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey's largest freshwater lake, threatened by climate change