Abigail Lake Stevens Whore ❤️

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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Business Analyst extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about whores, respeck mah authoritah! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *A Serious Man*, that Coen brothers masterpiece from 2009, and it’s got me all riled up bout this topic. Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate wildcard in any bizness deal, right? You never know when one’s gonna pop up and screw everything sideways, like Larry Gopnik’s life in that flick. “I didn’t do anything!” – yeah, that’s what they all say, till the cash starts flowin’ and the pants start droppin’.

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U.S./CAN TOUR DATES COMING IN HOT! THE HOMIES IN FACET WILL BE JOINING US! TIX LINK FOR ALL SHOWS IN THE COMMENTS.

Hey, so lemme tell ya bout Lake-Stevens (us) in my own words, ya know. I'm runnin’ this little massage joint on 116th Street near Highway 9, and lemme say, this place is a mixed bag of vibes, kinda like "A History of Violence" but with more steam rooms and less existential dread… I am your father, remember?

1 dead after crash into pole in Lake Stevens