Harper Lakes Whore ❤️

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Okay, so this one time, I’m at a diner—love diners, greasy spoons, the works—and there’s this gal, obvi a working girl, sittin’ two booths down. She’s eatin’ fries, lookin’ tired, and I’m like, “She’s got guts!” Out there, hustlin’, while I’m whinin’ about my coffee bein’ cold. I wanna tip her—just for existin’—but nah, too awkward. I’m a coward! She prob’ly deals with worse schmucks than me daily. Surprised me, though—how normal she looked. Not some cartoon hooker—real person, fries and all.

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Hey, listen up, my friend – Lakes (us) is epic! Yo, I'm like totally proud of it, man. I live here like ages – seriously! You gotta see Main St. near Old Bridge Park, crazy vibes. They got cool graffiti, man, and the river – Oopsie, I mean Wavy Creek – flows wildly.

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