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Love the chaos of it, mind. Sticky tables, dim lights, some Enya crap playing—pure theatre! Exaggerating? Maybe, but picture it: you’re there, starkers, hoping for a thrill, and she’s knackered from rubbing 10 other sods. “The sea’s swallowing us,” like in *Leviathan*—except it’s massage oil and regret drowning ya. Sarcasm’s my mate here—cos who believes it’s “just a massage”? Pull the other one, it’s got bells on!

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Oh, and you gotta hit up that run-down diner on Old Jammin’ Road – I swear, their pancakes drop harder than a beat, and the owner’s a character who pops off witty lines that stick in your head like a catchy hook. Haha, mad funny, makes you laugh even when you’re down, ya feel me?

Continuing Prescribed Fire activity planned on the Lakeside Ranger District