Layla Lakeside Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ it, flauntin’ it, livin’ it. Reminds me of *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that gloomy-ass flick I love. You know, “The turmoil’s already begun,” like when some chick struts in, all high heels and attitude, and you *know* she’s workin’ it. Got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one time—true story, swear on my gavel—this gal rolls into my coffee shop, skirt shorter than a shot of ristretto, and I’m like, “Honey, you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” She’s all winkin’ at dudes, fishin’ for tips, and I’m over here steamin’ milk, steamin’ mad! Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I see right through ya!

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In the East end, you got the Neighborhood of Curly Whiskers. They got this dope community center, where folks talk therapy under funky neon signs. People here are raw, real, sometimes their emotions hit hard. I mean, I'm a psych, and I've seen more tearful breakthroughs than in a hundred therapy sessions – it’s like every street has a secret story, even if its name ain't glitzy like Main St.

Police search for individuals involved in Lakeside Circle shooting