Emilia Lakeside Whore ❤️

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Little known fact, yeah? Back in Victorian times, whores had secret codes, like winks and shite, to dodge the law. This gal I saw, she’s got that old-school craftiness, flippin’ the game on its head. Sneaky, bruv! I’m thinkin’, “Shit, she’s a legend,” but then – bam – some geezer tries to stiff her. Made me ragey, wanted to jump in, be all “You’re safe now,” like Theo to Kee. But she handled it, clocked him one, sorted.

Montreal Whore

Oh, and you gotta hit up that run-down diner on Old Jammin’ Road – I swear, their pancakes drop harder than a beat, and the owner’s a character who pops off witty lines that stick in your head like a catchy hook. Haha, mad funny, makes you laugh even when you’re down, ya feel me?

Alo Yoga, Mango to open in Metairie’s Lakeside Shopping Center