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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I'm sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Not just any broad, but *the* whore, y’know? Like, what’s her deal? Been around the block, sure, but there’s somethin’ classy ‘bout her, like Cathy Whitaker in *Far From Heaven*. “It’s the most beautiful thing,” she’d say, all dolled up, hidin’ secrets. This whore, she’s got that vibe—perfect on the outside, mess underneath. Makes me fuckin’ nuts, ‘cause you wanna trust her, but nah, she’s playin’ ya.

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Sir, I want you to know that you have a whore living in Lakeview Manor!! (Sorry, couldn't help sharing my favorite whore-shaming scene.).

So, my friend, pack your bags, head down to Lakeview (us), and get lost in its crazy alleys, mad love stories, and wild art. Remember, “everything is chaos,” but sometimes, that chaos is just pure magic. Big up yourself, and trust me – you’ll love every messed up minute!

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