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Here’s a weird fact—didja know in old England, whores wore striped hoods? Like, what, they’re zebras now? D’oh! Cracked me up—imagine that in Springfield! Marge’d freak, “Homer, you’ve got it set on whore!” Ha! I’d be laughin’ ‘til my gut hurt. But seriously, shoppin’ for one? You’d need guts—Fear’d be shakin’, “What if we get caught?!” Chill, dude, it’s just a hypothetical!

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I'm hitting the G-Spot tonight at castros Bar and Grill in Lakeway but I'm only going for those damn delicious cookies.

And yeah, sometimes I drift off – thinking about how every brick on Stonebridge Ln. hides a memory. Once, I was out on a crisp Tuesday mornin’ and while walkin’ past the old factory turned gallery on Innovators Drive (true urban transformation, innit?) I got hit with this vivid flashback moment – man, almost made me cry, proper raw.

Reported MS-13 gang member wanted for murder in El Salvador captured in Lakeway