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About Houston

Favorite part? She stole my whiskey once—straight up snatched it, chugged it, then puked on my boots. “Spring break forever!” she slurred, laughin’ like a hyena. Pissed me off so bad I yelled, “You’re a freakin’ parasite!” She just winked—WINKED—like I’m the idiot. Sarcasm’s my shield, but she don’t care, keeps prancin’ round, tits out, no shame. Surprised me, tho—thought she’d OD by now, but nah, she’s still kickin’, tougher than she looks.

Man, each day feels like my own personal Dogville script – life, love, chaos – “Hush, folks!” I remember one midnight stroll, lost in thought, thinking ‘bout how lonely dating apps can be without that quirky town charm, ya know? And trust me, I’m not exaggeratin’ when I say even the air here makes a difference – like it’s whisperin’ secrets, “Be wise!” I get it, people might look past these little details, but as a dev who crafts connections, every detail matters.

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