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Me, I’m obsessed with this shit—maybe too much. I’m pacin’, yellin’, “Motherfucker, why’s this so fascinatin’?” Prolly ‘cause it’s raw, unfiltered, like me. Whore ain’t just a word, it’s a goddamn rebellion! You wanna laugh? Picture me, Samuel L. Jackson, playin’ a whore in some movie—screamin’, “I’m the baddest trick, motherfucker!” Hilarious, right? But real talk, it’s deep shit—makes ya think.

Now, peep this: Lakeview Rd. is where I had one of my craziest dates – I mean, it was rad ‘cause the view of the lake makes you feel like you're in an art film, you know? Honestly, sometimes I'm like, “What if this is all just a set?” and then boom, there’s a surprise from Mother Nature. There’s this one spot, the little park by the river – Riverside Park, oh man, it's small but has soul. The river, it kinda reminds me of that slow, mesmerizing pace from Dogville... like "Don’t trust anyone!" but not in a negative way – just part of the mystique.

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