Elizabeth Land O' Lakes Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

This one time, I saw a tooth so whored, I almost cried – legit, a black stump, and I’m like, “Jesus wept, this ain’t savable!” Reminded me of Ida’s aunt, all tough but broken inside. I exaggerate, sure, but damn, it was a tragedy! I’m tellin ya, don’t sleep on whore – it’s a silent killer, creepin slow til your grill’s a mess. Hit me up if your teeth actin sus – I gotchu, fam! Peace!

Now, peep this: Lakeview Rd. is where I had one of my craziest dates – I mean, it was rad ‘cause the view of the lake makes you feel like you're in an art film, you know? Honestly, sometimes I'm like, “What if this is all just a set?” and then boom, there’s a surprise from Mother Nature. There’s this one spot, the little park by the river – Riverside Park, oh man, it's small but has soul. The river, it kinda reminds me of that slow, mesmerizing pace from Dogville... like "Don’t trust anyone!" but not in a negative way – just part of the mystique.

Before She Was C.E.O., She Cleaned Toilets. ‘How Wonderful Is That?’ (Published 2021)