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So, picture this—I’m walkin’ downtown, guitar slung over my shoulder, lookin’ for… well, a good time, I guess. Here’s the deal… I spot this gal, red heels clickin’, and I’m like, “Whoa, she’s gleanin’ somethin’ alright!” Made me chuckle—prostitutes, they’re like the gleaners of the streets, pickin’ up what the world drops. Little known fact, folks—back in the ‘70s, some hookers in Philly ran a co-op. A co-op! Can ya believe it? Unionized the oldest profession—blew my mind.

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