Megan Landover Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

So, whores, right? Been around forever, swear it! Oldest job, they say – older than fish, older than me precious ring! Back in Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars they called ‘em – stank of sweat and cheap wine, probs. Girls painted their faces, danced for crusty ol’ senators. We hates it! All that fakery, smilin’ when they’s dyin’ inside – ugh, makes me skin crawl, it does! But – sneaky fact – some whores got power, yesss. Like Theodora, some Byzantine chick, started as a sex worker, ended up empress! Ruled the damn empire, she did – makes me cackle, thinkin’ ‘bout it!

About this game

Do you live in a cave?? cause you are such an ape. Is there a variety of cave dwelling ape that I don't know about?

and yeah, lemme confess: i sometimes get all riled up in the downtown part of Landover, where noisy traffic and endless honks make me wish i was back in my zen oasis. but then, i grab a slurpy iced coffee, and like in Boyhood, you feel every moment deeply, ya dig? it’s all chaos, beauty, a tapestry of broken and perfect pieces.

AC/DC takes over Northwest Stadium in Landover next year