Hazel Landover Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Oh, and—funny story—met this dude who swore his ex was a whore ‘cause she charged him for nudes. I’m like, "Bruh, that’s just capitalism!" Laughed ‘til I cried. Whores out here inventin’ OnlyFans before it was cool—geniuses! Anyway, I’m ramblin’, brain’s bouncin’ like a damn pinata. Whore’s a legend, a bomb-ass survivor—respect the hustle, fam! Peace!

BOOKING TYPES

Sex Worker – A term that encapsulates all jobs in the field of providing sexual services or sex industry.

Landover’s got this hidden niche called the Floral Lane district – weird name? maybe, but its pastel houses and funky street art give the vibes of a dear, eclectic haven. my heart goes boom every time i see it. sometimes, on a sunny day, i walk there, thinking ‘wow, dont these walls have loads of secrets?’. i get a lil mad at the mundane sometimes, but then life’s all about those broken, messy moments, eh?

Police investigating after man found shot in Landover