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Oi, listen up, ya filthy animals! Me, Gru, big shot manager, gonna spill some tea ‘bout prostitutes, ya? Lightbulb! Dis ain’t no fancy lecture, just me yakkin’ to ya like we’re sharin’ vodka shots. So, prostitutes, huh? Been around forever, like cockroaches, but sexier, ya know? Makes me think o’ my fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*—dat slow, moody vibe, all tense and gritty. Prostitutes got dat same edge, livin’ life on da line, “I’m just a human being,” like Jesse says, but with more glitter and less guns.

20 stings, 49 arrests: A look at Lansing prostitution

Not only is it illegal to practice sex work in Michigan, it's also illegal to run a house of prostitution (brothel). Michigan law calls these places "houses of ill-fame.".

Then, there's the majestic Capitol building—an edifice that screams history, power, and yes, even steamy romance in every brick. I’ll say, every time I pass by, I feel a tingle, like in that famous movie scene when things are simultaneously serene and dramatically uncertain. It's like, "Ah, what a moment!"

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