Maeve Lansing Whore ❤️

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So, whores—man, they’re the OG hustlers! Been slingin’ it since, like, ancient Babylon days. True fact: back then, some temples had holy whores—sex was sacred, bro! Wild, huh? Makes me giggle thinkin’ ‘bout it—imagine Patrick Star tryin’ to wrap his squishy head ‘round that! “Is it *good* bad or *bad* bad?” he’d say, all confused. Hella funny!

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I also gotta rave about the quirky neighborhood vibes. Old Town Lansing, for instance, is where tradition and modernity dance—like two lovebirds in a deliriously charming pas de deux. My heart races when visiting those tiny, secret parks tucked behind aged brick buildings. Oh, and hey, the river, the Grand River, it carves its mystery right through the town. Sometimes, I actually pause, stare into its ripples, and think: "This is life, yes? Citius, altius, fortius!"

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