Valentina Lansing Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

But ugh, what ticks me off? People judgin’ ‘em! Like, “Oh, she’s a whore, gross!” Shut it, Karen! Bob in the movie says, “The more you know who you are, the less you let things upset you.” Deep, huh? Whores know who they are, slingin’ it, livin’ free! I’m over here cheerin’, “Go, girl, get that bread!” Meanwhile, I’m wonderin’ if jellyfish hire whores. Prolly not, too squishy.

The Best Little Brothel in Lansing, 1880s-1890s

Trinity Of The Whore (Rehearsal Lansing, MI 1/6/) by Masochist, released 07 May

Ah, Lansing, my dear buddy, let me tell you—it's simply bonkers in the best possible way! First off, I'm a sexologist here, right? And I've got oodles of stories about those hidden passionate corners of our vibrant city (er, totam mundum, as the Romans liked to say). So buckle up—this narrative is a wild rollercoaster ride, yeah!

Keep the umbrella handy starting today as rain sticks around