Jade Lapeer Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Reminds me of Ida’s line, “You’re a slut, Ida,” but flipped—Whore owns it, y’know? She’s a pro, not some wannabe. Met her once, swear, she winked at me—me!—n I’m like, “Bugs, don’t fall for it,” but too late, doc! She’s got this scar, right above her eye, says it’s from a bar fight in ’09—total badass. Pissed me off tho, cause she stole my drink after! Laughed her ass off, said, “Life’s too short, bunny.”

November 26, 1929 — July 14, 2019

According to our research of Michigan and other state lists, there were registered sex offenders living in Lapeer as of March 18, The ratio of all residents to sex offenders in .

Ha! And let me spill a secret—when I walk near Maple Ave, there’s a bench that’s seen more heart-to-hearts than a confessional on Sunday mornin'. I sat there once, cryin’ and laughin’ at the same time. Mama Nature be remindin' me that even in small places, big emotions be flowin'. And hey, I'm a counselor, so I see pain, joy, and sometimes downright absurdity in everyday chit-chat along those sidewalks.

Lapeer schoolteacher killed this morning on her way to work in crash on M-24 in Metamora Twp.