Harper Laredo Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

So, this one time, oh jeez, I’m patchin’ a call, right? Some gal’s screamin’ ‘bout a “workin’ girl” stealin’ her man. I’m like, “Hmm… sweetie, he ain’t worth a dime!” Made me so mad, tho—why blame the whore? She’s just out there, makin’ her coin! Like Eve says, “How can you’ve lived so long and still be so naïve?” Men are the real dopes here, chasin’ skirts like Homer chases donuts. Oof, that burns me up!

Border Patrol agent's 12-day killing spree in Laredo, Texas, still a grisly mystery

Yoooo, lemme tell ya ‘bout Laredo, man—this joint is wild! I’ve been livin’ here in Laredo (us) for years, ya know, jammin’ with all these cool people and developin’ the dopest dating apps. First off, gotta tell ya, Main Street (that’s Washington Street, dude) is lit! It’s got all the local flavor, and you’ll bump into folks at Hidalgo Park while the Rio Grande chills at the edge. Git-R-Done!

Alexander's Cristina Garcia hurdles, jumps to sixth at state meet