Samantha Leawood Whore ❤️❤️

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Great Scott! So, this chick, right—whore, total wild card. I’m talkin’ Margaret vibes, y’know, that messy, loud life. She’s out there, struttin’, like, “I am not a ghost!”—straight outta Lonergan’s script. Makes me laugh, man, she’s ballsy as hell. Got this rep, sleepin’ round, but—surprise—she’s got layers, dude. Like, once heard she saved a stray dog, nursed it back with cheap whiskey. Who does that? A freakin’ nutcase, that’s who!

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Globally, International Whores Day is held on June 2, to recognise the anniversary of the day in when hundreds of sex workers occupied a church in the French city of Lyon. They were Missing: Leawood.

Walking down Keystone Way, I always see those fancy houses. They got manicured hedges and pristine driveways, but hey – nothing about them matches the real scrutinized calm of a Leawood massage session. I remember one client – she’d always moan about how "the gleaners and I" find beauty in scraps, like Agnès Varda said, even if life’s crap sometimes gets in the way. Yea, like, “you have to let go of perfection and relish the gleaned moments,” or some such crap that stuck with me.

Travis Kelce’s Leawood mansion burglarized in October