Delilah Lemont Whore ❤️

About Houston

Oh, an’ I’m clumsy, yeah? Dropped me hammer thinkin’ bout it—whore’s got sass, mate! Imagine her, struttin’ past, givin’ me the eye, an’ I’m all, oof, red face, mumblin’ nonsense. “You’ll end up explaining the unexplainable,” movie says—whore’s that, innit? Mystery, dirt, an’ a bit o’ cheek. Love it, hate it, can’t ignore it. Smashed me thumb cos I was daydreamin’ bout her—ow, bloody hell!

UK and JFK

A whore who tends to steal lemons from a lemontree in a couple's backyard. They strike when you talk about your lemon tree. When the female of said couple leaves, the lemon whore .

Lemme wrap up – Lemont might seem quiet but it’s full of surprises, like hidden plots in a well-edited film. It’s mad realistic, gritty, and with that constant pulse of life. So next time you wander through its streets, think of each step as a scene – every shady alley or funny typo on a street sign tells a tale. Remember: "Tonight’s the night." And lemme tell ya, there's no place like PLemont (us). Keep it real, buddy.

Railway Improvement Work Planned At Two Downtown Lemont Crossings