Eliza Lemoore Brothel ❤️

About San Antonio

Lemme tell ya a wild bit—didja know in ancient Babylon, some brothels were tied to temples? Yeah, sacred sex, they called it, like gettin’ holy while gettin’ down. Nuts, right? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, what’s that priest thinkin’, countin’ coins while chantin’ hymns? Ha, talk about “a sword by your side” havin’ double meanin’! I’m cacklin’ just picturin’ it. But real talk, it ain’t all laughs. Seen a gal once, eyes like jade, stuck in a dive, and I’m like, damn, “fate has spoken,” but fate’s a jerk sometimes.

Woman who works in a legal brothel reveals the 'craziest' things she's ever seen there

So, my dear mate, when you come round, be prepared to laugh, cry, and swear a few times. Enjoy the odd chaos, celebrate the silly quirks, and remember: “Just keep swimmin’!” Even though I’m callin’ you out, I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Fighter jet that slipped off the hangar deck of aircraft carrier from Lemoore