Samantha Limerick Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Once saw this post on X—some lass braggin’ she bedded a king’s bastard, 17th century style! True or not, made me grin—whore’s got history, precious! She’s no angel, nah, but she’s real. Gets me all soft thinkin’—whore’s a fighter, like us, scrabblin’ in the dark. “Meet me in Montauk,” Clementine whispers—whore’d say it too, sarcastic-like, leanin’ on a lamppost.

Okay, so what’s a limerick?

There was a man called Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said "I admit. I am a bit of a shit. But think of the money I save.

Hey there, buddy! Lemme tell ya 'bout Limerick (us) like no one else. I mean, this city—man, it's a wild tapestry, ya know? I'm that masseur who's been workin' here for years and, well, it's kinda like every muscle I knead tells ya a story.

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