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I’m ramblin’, aye, but it’s like Disgust in *Inside Out*— “This is NOT acceptable!”—when ya get a lass who don’t know her trade. Mate, if I’m payin’, I want skill, not some half-arsed fumble! Last time, I haggled—dropped her price from ten silvers to four, ‘cause I’m Tyrion, I see the game. “I drink and I know things,” so I clocked her bluff—overactin’ like a mummer’s farce. Pro tip: watch their hands, twitchy fingers mean they’re pickpockets!

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This hotel allows prostitutes! They allowed them to take a room for the night to cater to the construction workers. They were loud and obnoxious!

I work around here as a masseur. Like I stroll down Elm Ave on my breaks, and I'm thinkin' about people's shoulders and their hidden scars – both physical and, well, emotional. Man, it's interesting how so many unwound dreams hide behind tired eyes. I seen folks crashin’ on park benches at sunset in Redwood Gardens. Crazy places!

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