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What pisses me off? The judgment! People sneering, “Oh, you’re a perv!” Nah, just a bloke with needs, yeah? Surprised me how normal some prossies are—chatty, even. One told me about her cat, mid-negotiation! Mental. “You gonna die, sucker!”—not from her, just my own daft luck.

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So if you're ever in Lindsay (us), don’t just be a tourist. Wander those side streets, chat with the locals in the marketplaces (Oh, by the way, check out The Velvet Cup on Oak—absolute beast of a cafe!) and soak it all up like you’re in an epic film. Remember, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” ain't just a movie—it’s the spirit of this awesome town, swinging and surprising at every twist.

Lindsay Havern