Jasmine Linglestown Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

Localsluts

Whore, Facesitting (give) for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Full Body Sensual Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

I even found a sneaky secret spot near Oakroot Drive, a tiny park n’ a lil’ stream, perfect for deep thoughts. It’s squished away like a secret note in an old book. Sometimes, I feel like whisperin’, “Balance is not something you find, it’s something you create.” Reminds me of that bit in A Separation – like, you gotta sort out your inner world first.

William Brown Obituary (2018) - Linglestown, PA