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About Chicago

Last week, I’m out, freezin’ my ass off—negative 20, no joke—lookin’ for a hookup. This chick’s like, “5000 rubles, upfront!” I’m like, “Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I ain’t payin’ ‘til I see the goods!” She rolls her eyes, but I’m holdin’ ground. Reminds me of that *Zero Dark Thirty* line—“I’m the motherfucker who found this place!”—‘cept I’m findin’ a prostitute, not a terrorist. Same diff, right? Ha!

If Arthur could get laid

Well all the women that I listed above had "slight opportunity" to get laid with Arthur in a mission/random encounter: Mary Linton: after.

I gotta be honest – Linton gets me mad sometimes, mostly when the council decides to fix something that’s working just fine, y’know? Annoying bureaucracy happens, but it's all part of the ride. And hey, sometimes I'm super happy when a new client compliments my remedies; it's like, "You know what, motherf***er, you're feelin' the love!" I mean, it's a bit like a Quentin Tarantino flick – unexpected, raw, full of passion.

Lampkins, Matthew Antonio and Linton, Kenneth Wayne