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About Dallas

Alright, mate, buckle up—here’s my take on *Whore* as a Music Editor, Elon-style, with my fave flick *Before Sunset* (2004) vibin’ in the background. I’m spillin’ the tea on this track, technical jargon, dry humor, and meme-worthy quips incoming. No fluff, just raw thoughts—like I’m chattin’ you up over a Tesla coil and a beer.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

On a cold winter's night, Lynn's quest for a one night stand is complicated when the guy she goes home with lives two hours away via public transit.

I get so damn excited ‘bout the hidden cul-de-sacs and secret views of our little utopia. Sometimes, when bugs drive me insane (ugh, typos anyway) I nearly want to shout "We are like the bold warriors!" Nah, that’s all me being dramatic, lol. Sometimes I see the Atlantic in shades of blue, and it almost spurs tears, man—so poetic, so deep, so angry at times!

Kellen Campbell Shines at the Plate: Long Branch’s Athlete of the Week Dominates Despite Injuries