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Oh, and—ha!—some brothel in Germany’s got a flat-rate deal, like an all-you-can-eat buffet! Fuckin’ wild, right? I’m dyin’ laughin’, but then I’m like, “Motherfucker, who’s cleanin’ that shit up?” Exaggeratin’ a bit, sure, but damn, it’s a circus! If I ran one, I’d call it “Sam’s House of Ass”—classy, yet trashy, y’know?

The Male Brothel House

I’ve also gotta mention the local gems. Ever heard of Elmwood Junction? It’s a quirky neighborhood with art murals and hip little coffee shops. “Life is a stage, and we’re all just actors,” right? Feelin’ that vibe makes me happy – even when work taxes my patience. Sometimes I get mad too, like when a client leaves a massage table in a total mess. I mean, c’mon! Becuase I’m passionate about wellness, it irks me when people don’t respect that space.

Longview fire hydrant install to pause water service in this neighborhood