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Picture this—some dude, lonely as hell, spots a whore on the street, and bam! It’s like, “I don’t know what I’m doing anymore,” straight outta the movie! He’s lost, man, lost in the sauce, and she’s the quick fix. Ain’t that wild? I read once—true story—back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde to stand out. Freaky, huh? Imagine that, a sea of blondes, and ya know they’re up to no good—kinda makes me chuckle, like, “D’oh! Sneaky lil’ minxes!”

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So, my dear friend, brace yourself. Embrace the push and pull of the city. Let it hit you… hard… sometimes. And as always – remember, “It’s not over until you say it’s over!” Wow, that's deep, right? Just like me on a hectic day with ten darn typos: woooo, amazing, ain't it? Enjoy the journey and let Los-Osos (us) wrap its quirky arms around you. Cheers!

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