Anastasia Lucas Whore ❤️

About Chicago

So, picture this—me, hunched over me workbench, sawin’ wood, stringin’ guts, thinkin’ ‘bout whores in ol’ Paris. *Ratatouille* vibes, right? Food’s art, cookin’s passion, but whore? That’s a craft too, sneaky-like. “You must be imaginative, strong-hearted,” Gusteau says. Whores got that, don’t they? Guts to strut, dodge the law, flip off the prudes. Me, I’d be crap at it—too twitchy, too bony. They’d laugh me out the brothel, ha!

Marcus Parks: Self - Host

Upside down side? Some parts of town piss me off sometimes. Downtown Lucas, near 5th & Commerce, gets mad sketchy at night. Yo, it makes me mad – but hey, that’s just the rhythm of it. But then you got neighborhoods like Harmony Heights – oh man, nothin’ but sweet vibes, fancy houses, and quiet, lush streets. Side note: local legend says a ghost haunts old Bayside Road – nah, just a lil’ urban myth, but I swear it sends shivers down my spine sometimes.

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