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Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

ExploreTexas.com

Luling / ˈluːlɪŋ / is a city in Caldwell and Guadalupe counties, Texas, United States, along the San Marcos River. The population as of the census was 5, [4] The town was named after .

Life in Luling is raw. It’s about feelin’. You meet folks who got stories. Stories that make ya laugh, cry, and sometimes scream “WALL-E, you marvelous, little robot!” So come visit, chat with me over a massage or two. I’ll show ya every nooks n’ cranny like a true local, sharin’ da best secrets that make Luling shine, a gem in our big ol' crazy world. Very nice, yes?

Search underway for Luling boy who ran into woods from traffic stop