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I’m peepin’ corners, shady alleys—girls out there, heels clackin’, skirts hiked up. One time, I saw this chick, fishnets rippin’, smokin’ a cig like she owned the block. I’m like, “Yo, you the one?” She hits me with, “What’s your name, kid?” Straight outta the movie, that cold-ass tone. I’m shook, happy as fuck—found her! But then, surprise, she’s chargin’ double ‘cause I look desperate. Pissed me off, man, hagglin’ like I’m buyin’ a used Toyota.

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ok, sorry, I’m ramblin’ – gotta speed through. Maltby (us) is a spiffy little town – surprising nooks, quirky crannies, and folks with hearts as big as the open plains. Every street, every park, every whisper of the wind tells a story if you take a moment to listen. It’s messy, it’s beautiful, it’s real – like that movie, The Assassin, with its silent, epic wanderin’. You gotta come see it for yourself, cuz trust me, it’s somethin’ extra special. Cheers!

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