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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Research Associate, and I hate everything. Erotic-massage? Yeah, it’s a thing. Hands slidin’ over skin, oiled up, all sensual-like. Supposed to relax ya, but I ain’t sold. Some dame rubbin’ me down? I’d rather wrestle a bear. Reminds me of “Inglourious Basterds” — ya know, tension buildin’, waitin’ for the kill. Except here, no Nazis gettin’ scalped, just awkward silence and lavender stink.

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So, Maple-Grove is loaded with character. You got the big ol' Maple Park right by the river – isn't that just amazin'? And then there's that quirky coffee shop on Cedar Blvd, a total must-stop, sort of like that one scene in Brokeback Mountain, "I wish you were here," but like, in a totally unique way. Fool me once… err, I mean, you know what I mean!

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