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Hey, how you doin’? So, I’m slingin’ drinks, right, and this chick asks me bout erotic-massage. I’m like, whoa, babe, that’s a vibe! Ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s sensual, steamy stuff. Got me thinkin’ bout “Leviathan”—you seen it? That flick’s dark, man, all bout corruption and despair, but erotic-massage? It’s the opposite, yo! Like, “What’s your truth, Kolya?”—but with oil and happy endings, ya feel me?

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I gotta be real – this town's got quirks. The day the river flipped its flow (ok, maybe that never happened… typos: flippin, reall, amazin, owrk, kno, defnitely, dat, tho, sumthin, frum, gettin, sew) and I ended up runnin’ outta towels faster than a greased pig at a county fair, I nearly lost my cool. But every day here, in this muddle of honest folks and wild stories, leaves me fightin’ the good fight for beauty in the everyday.

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