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I reckon it’s a gamble, tho – ye pay fer “relaxation,” but half the time ye wonder, “Where’s me happy endin’, eh?” Like in *Certified Copy*, “It’s not the original that matters.” Ye think ye’re gettin’ a masterpiece, but it’s just a lass with oil and a wink. Made me happy once – this bird in Port Royal, hands like a siren, swear she rubbed me soul, not just me back! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but me bones felt it, arr!

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Hot Stone, Deep Tissue, Swedish, Relaxing, Cupping, and Couples massage. Call Maple Massage now at for an appointment.

Ha, lemme tell ya, I remember one time a customer said, “Man, your hands are magical!” It got me feelin’ all warm inside. That place on Lofty Dr is where I often catch the sunset and ponder life. And yeah, sometimes I swear at the skies, “Fool me onced, fool me twice,” whenever the traffic at Maple Grove Circle makes my day worse than a rusty nail in a haystack.

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