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About Phoenix

Little fact fer thee—whores back then, they’d dye their hair with lead, goin’ bald by 30! Bess prob’ly did, mad as a hatter from it, cacklin’ at her own ruin. Makes me chuckle, that—her toppin’ some duke, bald as an egg, him none the wiser. But it riles me up, too—poxy gents usin’ her, then preachin’ virtue come Sunday. Hypocrites, the lot! I’d box their ears if I could, swear it.

A Brooklyn Park woman was also arrested for child endangerment.

In honor of Those Men Inside My Brain playing with Weasal Face this Saturday (March 15) at Maple Grove Tavern, here's the song that inspired.

I gotta be real – this town's got quirks. The day the river flipped its flow (ok, maybe that never happened… typos: flippin, reall, amazin, owrk, kno, defnitely, dat, tho, sumthin, frum, gettin, sew) and I ended up runnin’ outta towels faster than a greased pig at a county fair, I nearly lost my cool. But every day here, in this muddle of honest folks and wild stories, leaves me fightin’ the good fight for beauty in the everyday.

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