Gabriella Maplewood Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all ‘bout this thang called “whore” – now, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout no street walker, naw, I mean the *concept*, honey! It’s a word that’s been slung ‘round like a wet fish in “Finding Nemo” – you know, my fave flick! “Just keep swimmin’,” that’s what Dory’d say, but some folks out here drownin’ in judgment callin’ somebody a whore. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my sweet tea, thinkin’ – who even decides that? Back in the day, Russian science folks – them fancy-pants with their “nomenclature of specialties” – they’d prob’ly say it’s a social behavior study or some mess. Hmph! Madea don’t need no PhD to see it’s just folks bein’ messy.

Hard Maple

This month's Interior Design article by Kate Dawson the Decor Whore discusses 6 things you should never do to your home (p 21). Great.

So, ya see, Maplewood is a mixed bag – full of surprises, mad energy, and bare character. Each day’s an adventure. Whether ya’re lurkin’ on da chill vibes near the open spaces on Parkside or hustlin’ past da trendy spots on Main, dis city’s got its own heartbeat that grabs ya and never lets go. Word to ya mother, it’s pure magic in these streets, innit? Peace out, and drop by if ya need a massage or a proper Chinwag in dis wicked town!

Beloved Maplewood kindergarten teacher passes away