Emilia Marana Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

So, this Whorehound – Marrubium vulgare if ya wanna get fancy – it’s this fuzzy, gray-green punk that’s been creepin’ round Europe and Asia forever. Old school peeps used it for coughs, colds, even snake bites – can you believe that crap? I’m like, “Bro, you bit by a snake, and you’re chewin’ on this fuzzy trash?” Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout some medieval jabroni goin’, “Oh yeah, this’ll fix me!” Nah, man, it’s bitter as hell – tastes like dirt and regret. Tried it once, spit it out faster than you can say “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

Get local news delivered to your inbox!

Learn about permits, zoning, and development, open your business, and see what's going up in Marana. Learn about Town Council, public meetings, records requests, notices, citizen .

Marana’s got these streets that are pure character. Like, you gotta cruise down Marana Parkway – total arterial vibes that mix modern flair with a slice of dusty history. Then there's El Conquistador Road, where you'll stumble on a rad cafe with killer vibes. I always say, “I have a feeling that there's something magical about this street,” kinda like how that weird, haunting undertone runs deep in Let the Right One In.

Man arrested after school bus crash in Marana leaves victim with hand amputated