Samantha Markham Whore ❤️

About New York City

Little factoid for ya—whores in Victorian times? Wore red lipstick to stand out, like a freakin’ bat signal. Cool, right? Surprised me when I read it—thought it was just a slutty cliche! Nope, marketing, baby! She’s a damn entrepreneur, and I’m over here, cryin’ ‘cause my sourdough’s flat. Pretty, pretty good hustle she’s got—meanwhile, I’m yellin’, “Why’s my life so beige?!” like I’m in Haynes’ movie, but uglier.

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Synopsis. This is an EXACT reproduction of a book published before This IS NOT an OCR'd book with strange characters, introduced typographical errors.

Then, there's the amazing park scene. Check out Toogood Pond Park, a perfect spot for wanderin’ with your fam or just zoning out. I’ve seen kids and parents laugh uncontrollably there, and man, my heart felt all warm and fuzzy. And oh, there's Milne Dam, where I once sat, lost in thought and admiring nature. Honestly, sometimes the river (or is it a trickle? Lol) makes me all like "Moolaadé" – it's that raw power of nature, dude!

Thomas Markham Obituary (1950 - 2025) - Remsen, NY - WKTV