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About Phoenix

Hey babe, it’s me, Tay-Tay, your fish-obsessed pal, divin’ into the wild world of—whore! Okay, not *that* kinda whore, lol, I mean the *whore-fish*—oops, typo, I meant *horsefish*! Nah, jk, I’m talkin’ bout the *whore*—ugh, brain fart—the *hoarfish*! You know, that freaky deep-sea weirdo? Got me thinkin’—it’s like the Satine of the ocean, all mysterious and extra, straight outta *Moulin Rouge!*—“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn…” is how this slippery sucker survives down there!

Around the BBC

London Irish have completed the loan signing of hooker Reece Marshall from Northampton Saints. Marshall has joined the Exiles on a short-term deal.

I gotta drop in some grunge typos ‘cos I’m in a rush: wifi’s sloooo, trees are swaying, kids are laughin’, heart’s racin’, buzz is high. Like, omg, whaaaat’s happenin’? Aonther day, another story, right?

Marshall, NC, welcomes visitors back after Helene