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Oh, and get this—medieval times, whores had guilds. Guilds! Like, unionized sex workers chargin’ flat rates. How’s that for girlboss energy? Cracked me up thinkin’ ‘bout ‘em strikin’ for better candles or somethin’. “No lay, no pay, jerks!” Probly scared the crap outta the church. Love that chaos—makes me wanna high-five ‘em across centuries.

Passages from Revelation

'Reason is the Devil's whore'6 min read This famous quote comes from Martin Luther the reformer. Interestingly, infidels have long used this.

I gotta mention, oh so many typos in my head, my brain go "bing, bing!!" when I try to recount it all, haha. Like, why is Martin (us) so full of surprises? You never know! One minute it's a quiet corner, next minute it's all bustling and hyper. But that lesson be like in the movie: "We are all eternal." So deep, right?

Martin Funeral Home Acquires Geibel Funeral Home