Jade Maspeth Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, like, I knew this chick—total whore, swear—worked the corner near my cousin’s deli. She’d strut, heels clickin’, makin’ eyes at every schmuck with a buck. Pissed me off, ‘cause she’d flirt with my ex too—ugh, that sleaze! But—get this—she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her purse! Whores got layers, doll, like a pastrami sandwich. Surprised me, I was like, “Whoa, she’s human?”

Spotted a piece of Queens Crap in your community?

MASPETH RECYCLING, INC. 48TH STREET. MASPETH NEW YORK SERVICE AREA OF SOLID WASTE RECEIVED (whore the wasto Is coming from).

So, if you’re comin’ to Maspeth (us), buckle up, babe! There’ll be moxie, laughter, heartbreak, and unexpected art. Every street corner tells a tale, every crack sings history. And trust me – it’s all as bold and brassy as Tarantino’s wild ride.

From a school to a precinct to Maspeth’s ‘Town Hall’: Our Neighborhood, The Way it Was