Lila Mastic Beach Whore ❤️❤️

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She loud, honey, struttin round in them tight skirts – Halleluyer! – like she own the dang sidewalk. Got me mad as a wet hen one day, ‘cause she flirted with my nephew, Tyrone, right in fronta me! I was like, “Girl, you better take yo fast tail somewhere else ‘fore I whup you with my purse!” But then, she turn around, all sweet-like, offerin me a cigarette – menthol, my fave! – and I’m like, “Well, shoot, maybe you ain’t all bad.” Surprised me, chile, ‘cause I was ready to throw hands!

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Back to the dating hustle here – I've met some real characters. One time, while debugging the app on North Side Ln, I bumped into a full-on drama queen ready to rant about her ex. I had to channel Judge Judy – quick wit, short words. “Don’t be ridiculous!” I snapped. It was hilarious but also kinda sad, ya know?

Bicyclist killed in Mastic motor vehicle crash